from Hacker News

'Principal' SRE/Architect, streaming 4 hours a day in a Teams call - or diving to save a sale - near you.

  I found a way to get peace of mind for years and left the hell alone:
  Turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone.
  Send me a letter, or better, we could see each other in real life...
  Just so you could feel me like a steel knife.

  - MF DOOM