by devinfoley on 6/17/13, 4:56 PM with 15 comments
by lifeisstillgood on 6/17/13, 8:11 PM
Wow. Pay the firm whatever they ask.
by elie_CH on 6/17/13, 8:32 PM
"CKP obr4610 • 8 hours ago − User goes to flick on bathroom light switch...
"Sorry Dave, But I cannot complete this command. The Government has activated the Energy Conservation Program during these hours."
"Dammit" goes to flush toilet...
"Sorry Dave, But I cannot complete this command. The Government has activated the Water Conservation Program during these hours."
"fine then" goes to leave to go out to eat since refrigerated food spoiled...
"Sorry Dave, But I cannot complete this command. The Government has activated the Curfew Program during these hours.""
by modoc on 6/17/13, 6:27 PM
There's also some logic that I haven't seen offered, for instance: if someone drives up my driveway, I'd like to hear a chime (and/or get a text with a photo of the car). If they drive up at 2 AM I want to be woken up! Unless it's me or my wife (RFID chips in our bumpers for ID?). Etc...
by outside1234 on 6/17/13, 6:40 PM
You can read more at: http://github.com/nitrogenjs/service
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by fnordfnordfnord on 6/17/13, 6:21 PM
by speeder on 6/17/13, 7:29 PM
They turn on when I want them off...
And turn off when I want them on...
It is really, really, really annoying.
by sdfjkl on 6/17/13, 7:49 PM
by PencilAndPaper on 6/17/13, 6:13 PM