by voxadam on 6/20/25, 10:08 PM with 2 comments
by noone_youknow on 6/20/25, 10:44 PM
by burnt-resistor on 6/21/25, 7:21 AM
Hopefully, it's not like this:
Customer: "Hello, can you hear me? I'd like a refund in gold or survival meals."
Tech support: "Sorry, what?"
Customer: "It didn't work!"
Tech support: "Did you try turning it on and off again?"
Customer: "There's nothing left to reset. There's no plug, button, wire, or electricity, only a smoking crater. But at least it should've last a few milliseconds." [0]
Tech support: "I'm afraid I'm going to need a valid serial number, vendor ID, order number, and support contract PIN to proceed providing exceptional service."
Customer: "Oh well, corporate tech support flowcharts strike again. It was worth a shot. Go into the wasteland in peace, my friend."
0. The Computer Designed To Die in Milliseconds (yt @scottmanley) https://youtu.be/FYdAT0v4DHs