Inspired by motherfuckingwebsite.com, this is a 100% static HTML/JS app.
You get one task box. A “do nothing” button. And zero bullshit.
No login. No tracking. No frameworks. Just focus. Under 300 lines of code.
Built for fun. Possibly for sanity.
by tuyguntn on 5/2/25, 2:52 PM
> 100% static HTML/JS app.
> under 300 LOC
> "Do nothing" button
WTF mf, why are so many lines and fancy tech for do nothing button?
by kristianc on 5/2/25, 2:59 PM
“And it's fucking useless” would have at least been honest
by titaphraz on 5/2/25, 3:01 PM
I click "Download the App" and fuck all happens. How the hell did you fuck up that simple app?
by Illniyar on 5/2/25, 2:57 PM
This is clickbait. The app does two things, there's a do nothing and a do one thing button. That's TWO things, not one. One thing would be ONE button.
0 star review. Developer should be ashamed of himself and should never ever build another thing ever again.
by antisthenes on 5/3/25, 1:34 AM
The ultimate irony, of course, is that you turned something that 100% did not need to be an "app" into an app.
But good job nonetheless.
by JSR_FDED on 5/2/25, 3:03 PM
I’m not happy with the learning curve. Can we get an onboarding self-guided tour upon first use?
by tgdn on 5/2/25, 3:39 PM
The website doesn’t work on mobile
by j3s on 5/2/25, 3:12 PM
honestly this joke is pretty played out at this point - you need to put more distance between your app & the initial idea, otherwise it feels a little too much like a soulless rehash / pale clone of the original.
by titaphraz on 5/2/25, 2:58 PM
Lord jesus fucking christ. I love this motherfucking shit.
by almosthere on 5/2/25, 3:05 PM
Yeah also I'm really tired of lazy takes on a concept for a joke.
by dogman123 on 5/2/25, 2:55 PM
I thought the era of gratuitous cursing was behind us. Oh well.