Nice, Ted had a previous less complete version of this called LizardLadder [1]
That inspired me to build something vaguely similar while learning Rust and Bevy - Terp [2]
I just realized that it has been ages since I saw a wacky website. So refreshing. I have been asking everyone to stop trying to reinvent the wheel, use best practices, make the content separate from the design, keep it clean, readable and accesible. And now I find myself missing the web of the past.