by Vagantem on 12/6/23, 10:20 AM with 427 comments
by lukev on 12/7/23, 6:42 PM
Also, I can’t help but recount an anecdote from the last time I was at an all-you-can-eat place… conveyor-belt sushi with my kids.
A pair of guys came in and sat at the table next to us. They said a loud ironic prayer begging indulgence for “the sins we are about to commit” as they sat down… then proceeded to unwrap all the fish rolls, eating the contents as sashimi and discarding the rice and veggies on a tray on their table. By the time we left there was probably 8 lbs of rice on the tray… can’t believe they weren’t kicked out.
by Kon-Peki on 12/7/23, 7:23 PM
Our big fill-you-up-cheap item was pizza. The ingredient cost for pizza is ridiculously low, even for above-average quality ingredients. An entire pizza was likely $0.50 or so, depending on toppings.
The restaurant oven was this giant gas-fired thing with 5 or 6 circular, rotating stone surfaces with each set to its own temperature. The pizza stone was set somewhere between 550 and 600° F.
My main job was making the pizza, and they were good. Definitely better than anything you could get at a Pizza Hut or Dominos or Little Caesars. People would even ask for custom pizzas, and management didn't care. You put it out on the buffet line and wave at them so they know it's ready. Of course, while they're waiting they aren't eating other things...
The restaurant also had a little game room with arcade machines that spit out tickets for cheap prizes. Kids would have a slice or two of pizza and then run off to play games, making their visits especially profitable.
by michaelt on 12/7/23, 6:20 PM
The salads and starches and suchlike were all self-service, and waiters toured the room with big skewers of freshly roasted meat they'd carve right in front of you. But of course they'd only serve you a certain amount, and they weren't very fast to make a return visit. Thus limiting diners' consumption of the more expensive items, unless the diner was very patient.
Of course, the prices were very fair and we all left well fed.
by jzb on 12/7/23, 6:34 PM
I'm pretty sure the owner winced every time we pulled into the parking lot in my friend's heavily used Ford Escort. They had the best Crab Rangoon, and we would knock back between 3-5 heavily loaded plates, each. (Not only Crab Rangoon.) And then heaping bowls of self-serve ice cream.
The restaurant is long gone now -- it folded sometime after I moved out of state (so I don't think it was our feasting that did it) -- which is a shame. I can't put away food the way I did as a teen, and I wish I could go back and have a few much more reasonably sized meals to help restore balance. In my limited defense we always tipped heavily even though we were poor teenagers with part-time amusement park wages.
by JambalayaJim on 12/7/23, 6:17 PM
This further cultural entrenchment of people into homebodies is really sad to me. Really hope this does not happen.
I am assuming of course that the implication is that in-restaurant dining demand will shift to delivery, not that delivery will see some massive explosion over and above current restaurant food demand.
by wiradikusuma on 12/7/23, 6:19 PM
1. Family with kids. The kids don't eat much.
2. Couples. The female doesn't eat much. I honestly don't understand why they go to AYCE.
I'm surprised to learn that in the US the ticket is $20. In Indonesia, with a minimum wage of only $320/mo, it's around that price too! ($10 to $20). Also in most AYCEs here you're limited to 90 minutes.
by mckn1ght on 12/8/23, 12:47 AM
I don't often find myself at AYCE places, but when I do, I always enjoy watching people line up and jockey for position for the next batch of fresh crab legs coming out of the kitchen.
Given how much they cost at markets, this has got to be a higher cost than the highest cost they're accounting for of steak.
by conductr on 12/7/23, 8:34 PM
All the businesses I observe come and go it's usually something about how they opened a hip restaurant in a trendy neighborhood and 5-10 years later it's fully gentrified and the rent causes them to close shop. Did they make enough profit to offset the cost of the leasehold improvement investment? I'm guessing not in that short amount of time. Meanwhile, the businesses that are family owned and have been around for 50+ years have no rent expenses and can weather some ups and downs more gracefully. They also get to have a reasonable profit to live on.
by cobertos on 12/8/23, 1:37 AM
IKEA's food is the closest I've found. Food courts at malls generally are no different from just going to a fast food place, which have all raised prices as of recently. Costco is cheap but their options/taste isn't great. I've been bumming off a friend's college meal plan recently and it's so good. Pizza, pasta, a few really good vegetarian options, same with the allergy-free section. If only I was allowed to pay what he pays for that food.
by post_break on 12/7/23, 6:35 PM
by bell-cot on 12/7/23, 6:07 PM
Originally on HN here - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22151891 - with 268 comments
From a quick search on those comments, I still don't see the obvious comparison between all-you-can-eat restaurant buffets and all-you-can-use internet bandwidth.
by willsmith72 on 12/7/23, 5:53 PM
That's just no fun, you lose all the upside. I hope they offer free doggy bags and takeaway for those who eat less than a reasonable amount
by Animats on 12/7/23, 8:46 PM
[1] https://www.mashed.com/1374299/chain-restaurant-buffets-disa...
by dazc on 12/7/23, 6:33 PM
I don't know if this is standard but I avoid such places like the plague.
by ryanjshaw on 12/7/23, 6:35 PM
by lvl102 on 12/7/23, 10:11 PM
by ManBeardPc on 12/7/23, 6:36 PM
by mathgradthrow on 12/7/23, 6:39 PM
The best bang for your buck options at a buffet still come in a bucket, but there no obligation for the restaurant to keep that bucket full, regardless of demand. It's a bit like playing poker in vegas. You're competing with the other gamblers, not the house.
by bitxbitxbitcoin on 12/7/23, 6:29 PM
by somethoughts on 12/7/23, 6:42 PM
by daltont on 12/7/23, 6:23 PM
by foreigner on 12/7/23, 7:19 PM
by DebtDeflation on 12/8/23, 3:43 PM
by RcouF1uZ4gsC on 12/7/23, 5:59 PM
Oily fried foods are very filling. You are limited in how much you can eat without feeling sick.
by pimlottc on 12/7/23, 6:02 PM
by xyst on 12/8/23, 1:43 AM
Personally, I liked going to buffets as a kid. But as an adult, I find them repulsive. In the back of my mind, instead of choosing a well balanced meal. I am instead motivated to just get the priciest items. Forget rice. Forget veggies. Protein. Protein. Protein. Steak, lobster, fish.
Of course I regret it the night of or the following day as it exits my system
by gnicholas on 12/7/23, 6:28 PM
Smart! The buffet my family has gone to the most, Sweet Tomatoes (RIP, COVID-19) didn't really even have meat. You could fish for chicken in the chicken noodle soup, and they had chili, but that was about it.
> Even higher-end buffets, like the $98 brunch at the Hotel del Coronado in San Diego, employ these tactics: “They hide the truffles, the foie gras, and the oysters,” says Britt. “You literally can’t find them.”
I've never had the $98 brunch, but their downstairs (less expensive) brunch buffet is a pretty good deal. The pricing for kids was especially reasonable when we ate there a few years ago. But nothing will beat their pricing on our honeymoon — they comped us brunch for the whole week!
by autoexec on 12/8/23, 5:42 PM
I guess that includes hiding food that wouldn't pass inspection
https://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-golden-corral-d...
by spencerchubb on 12/8/23, 1:10 AM
by porridgeraisin on 12/7/23, 6:57 PM
The trick they use is a large fizzy complimentary drink up front, which reduces your hunger for the first set of pizzas which take a bit to arrive.
by charlieyu1 on 12/7/23, 9:58 PM
When I moved to UK I realised the difference. I can only eat like maybe 70% compared to an average Westerner so it is always much more expensive for me.
by alxjsn on 12/7/23, 5:55 PM
by globular-toast on 12/8/23, 10:02 AM
by vmurthy on 12/8/23, 4:46 AM
by cliffccc on 12/8/23, 2:48 AM
by zwieback on 12/7/23, 7:05 PM
by NautilusWave on 12/10/23, 7:51 AM
by francisofascii on 12/7/23, 8:13 PM
What you need is a hybrid buffet, in which each person gets a certain limit of meat, but unlimited of all the cheaper food.
by fuzzfactor on 12/7/23, 11:15 PM
I can only imagine it would induce a little snickering from Warren or the late Jimmy though . . .
by trevyn on 12/7/23, 7:23 PM
by eru on 12/8/23, 6:31 AM
I'm not sure what's that supposed to mean. Addition and subtraction are commutative, aren't they?
by ExMachina73 on 12/7/23, 10:21 PM
by helsinkiandrew on 12/8/23, 3:27 PM
by ricardobayes on 12/8/23, 7:26 AM
by mannyv on 12/8/23, 8:16 AM
by 55555 on 12/8/23, 12:58 AM
by bilsbie on 12/7/23, 7:30 PM
by SamuelAdams on 12/7/23, 10:01 PM
by calderracrusade on 12/7/23, 6:22 PM
There are many economics lessons to learn from buffets. And people tend to learn zero of them.