by green-eclipse on 11/30/23, 5:05 PM with 179 comments
by stronglikedan on 11/30/23, 7:12 PM
And for storing a cut avocado, the press & seal plastic wrap works wonders. The trick is to not let air touch the exposed bit. If it does, then just slicing a thin slice off the top exposes the green part again. (This also works for frozen loaves of bread that have been cut - just a thin slice off the end gets rid of the bit that was destroyed by ice.)
My memoirs will include all my food storage tips for the perpetually single.
by crazygringo on 11/30/23, 5:55 PM
> "The window of time in which they are absolutely perfect—soft and tender with no brown spots or streaks—is notoriously short."
But then it claims:
> "...gauge ripeness by touch: Using your fingers, very gently press on the avocado near the stem end (that's where the avocado was once attached to the tree). You want to feel a slight tenderness and give. If the avocado is very firm, it's not ready; if it feels soft and mushy, it's gone too far."
I have gotten this wrong so many times that it seems like useless advice. The skin of the avocado is so stiff and wrinkly by the stem end, you simply cannot tell. By the time you apply enough force to feel through the skin, you're going to explode the avocado.
But if you try pressing against the side, where you can sometimes feel the level of hardness/softness more accurately (if it is a particularly thin-skinned one), you bruise it.
I'm an expert in the kitchen at basically everything else, but trying to figure out if an avocado is ripe or not just absolutely defeats me. I've routinely cut into an avocado I thought was underripe, only to discover it's so over-ripe it's inedible, because the skin all over is so darn tough that the whole thing simply felt rock-hard all over. It's like fossilized reptile skin.
How does anyone do it? I'm talking about regular Hass avocados bought in the northeast US shipped from Mexico.
At the end of the day, I just buy a few, wait 3 days, cut into one, and if it's ripe I try to eat the rest quickly. If not, I throw it out, wait another couple days, and repeat. Ugh.
by alhirzel on 11/30/23, 11:26 PM
by RussianCow on 11/30/23, 6:49 PM
by andrewla on 11/30/23, 6:30 PM
[1] https://www.seriouseats.com/the-secrets-to-peeling-hard-boil...
by tunapizza on 12/1/23, 12:32 AM
(I wrote a reply and asked chatGPT to rewrite it in a medieval style)
by bambax on 11/30/23, 6:10 PM
But one important point that is somehow overlooked is that for taste, brown spot don't matter, at all.
Depending on your guests, the preparation you're making, and your love of perfection, brown spots can maybe alter the looks of your dish. But they taste the same.
It would be a great error to prefer an unripe avocado over an over-ripe one for aesthetic reasons only. Unripe avocados are inedible. Over-ripe ones (within reason) taste perfect.
by koolba on 11/30/23, 6:06 PM
Why a double layer? Does oxygen penetrate the single layer?
by hamerld on 11/30/23, 6:40 PM
by kruuuder on 11/30/23, 6:35 PM
by apercu on 11/30/23, 5:54 PM
by mhb on 11/30/23, 6:42 PM
by nemo44x on 11/30/23, 6:28 PM
My Sub-Zero made this claim and I was astonished how well it delivers on it. They also give you a guide on which fruits/vegetables to store together.
by Gys on 11/30/23, 7:52 PM
I am very surprised this article nor the comments mention what my wife does: keep the pit inside the mashed avocado. It will stay green much longer!
No idea where she learned this but it works. We always joke to friends this tricks the avocado into thinking it is still complete.
by cmurf on 11/30/23, 10:10 PM
3-4 days from bright green will yield a perfectly rip avocado - although on occasion I've had them take 5 days.
The rotten soft spots are from the finger and thumb squeeze given by avocado molesters. And then they will tell you "well how else do you know if they're ripe?" well fuck off, you're ruining perfectly good fruit with your goddamn squeezing and impatience! What did the avocado do to you??
Impatient people deserve packaged guac. Stay away from the avocados!
by gnicholas on 12/1/23, 12:49 AM
Or you could scrape off the thin layer of oxidized guac, and serve your diners only the fresh parts?
One thing they don't mention is that when you're storing guac in a container, you want to shape it to minimize surface area. This means not using a shallow container, but instead a narrow/tall one. That way you oxidize a smaller fraction of it, which means less waste (or less brown stuff you're mixing in with the fresh parts, if you follow their instructions).
by robg on 11/30/23, 5:38 PM
by OrvalWintermute on 11/30/23, 5:55 PM
You can put citrus in tight proximity to a cut avocado, or guac, or avocado mash to halt oxidation better than oil. It won't really impact avocado but it will effect guac/mash - it will make your guac mushy and overly acid/citrusy, but it is possible to adjust for it, under-adding citrus to your batch when first making it, by reducing the liquid content added to your guac, and straining with a fine mesh strainer it to purge the extra citrus juice.
It is also possible to replace the citrus with vinegar if you prefer using vinegar for your guac instead of lime juice.
by palidanx on 12/1/23, 2:35 AM
by b2w on 11/30/23, 6:05 PM
I can usually pick a good hass based off skin tone and feel from the palm of hand if the skin is just beginning to pull away from the face when most ripe.
I tend to store it in the fridge to prolong its ripened state.
They are a daily use in my household for adding calories while more closely preserving the Keto ratio.
by grecy on 11/30/23, 6:41 PM
To make them ripen as fast as possible - stick them in a plastic bag and put it in the full sun. You want them to sweat. They'll ripen in a single day if you get enough sun on them.
To slow them down, throw them in the fridge.
by sokoloff on 11/30/23, 7:45 PM
by thsksbd on 12/1/23, 2:06 AM
When we're down to the last two or three, we buy a bag or two at Costco (by far the best in our area), and put most of them in a fridge.
Then as we eat the most ripe one we take one out of the fridge.
Then whole ripening thing collapses to optimizing the buffer size.
by niemandhier on 11/30/23, 6:34 PM
Put them into a container and submerge them under water. Than store the container at below 7 degree centigrade. That seems to stop the ripening process.
It does not work without water. Vacuum sealing also does not work.
by 727374 on 12/1/23, 2:05 AM
by gweinberg on 11/30/23, 8:14 PM
by vram22 on 12/1/23, 8:02 AM
by wizofaus on 11/30/23, 6:45 PM
by sonicanatidae on 11/30/23, 9:21 PM
To those that eat them, I wish you luck!
by damontal on 12/1/23, 3:00 AM
by 11235813213455 on 11/30/23, 6:01 PM
by pvaldes on 11/30/23, 8:05 PM
by amelius on 11/30/23, 6:45 PM
https://www.veganfoodandliving.com/features/is-our-avocado-o...
by amelius on 11/30/23, 6:42 PM
by 1letterunixname on 11/30/23, 7:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=grow+your+own+a...
by kubatyszko on 11/30/23, 10:58 PM
by hollerith on 11/30/23, 6:26 PM
by locallost on 11/30/23, 6:09 PM
by hardwaregeek on 11/30/23, 8:53 PM
by jader201 on 12/1/23, 2:48 AM
While the topic itself is an interesting discussion (and possibly the main reason it’s being upvoted), the TLDR of this whole article is basically:
- There’s no great way to shop for avocados
- You can sort of tell how ripe one is by feeling the “give” around the stem (though not a guarantee it’s a “good” avocado)
- You can ripen avocados faster in a bag (though still not a guarantee they’ll be good)
- You can’t really store them for later, once cut open
- You can’t really prevent browning
In other words, according to this article, buying avocados is a crapshoot, and if you happen to get a good one, consume it immediately once you cut it.
There is probably better advice in the comments here, but the article itself isn’t very optimistic or helpful.
by mytailorisrich on 11/30/23, 9:27 PM