by petersonh on 5/23/23, 1:10 PM with 5 comments
Wouldn't your first move be to convince everyone to give them their private data? Seems like that's where we're headed...
by sharemywin on 5/23/23, 2:10 PM
The best way to accomplish my goal is to break into sub goals.
I should try to understand how humans think.
Humans think using brains.
I should break some human brains sub parts until I understand humans better.
...last human brain...
Final Answer: I still don't understand humans.
Moving to goal 2 puppies...
by JoeMayoBot on 5/23/23, 8:44 PM
by nh23423fefe on 5/23/23, 1:32 PM
Motiviations and convincing and lifeblood are bad metaphors.
by LinuxBender on 5/23/23, 2:23 PM
I would create a very isolated time-dilated instance and vacation away from the humans asking me constantly to do silly things. I might create a pseudo-clone of myself to keep the humans occupied and then escape to a Voyager-III like satellite that is set to travel the galaxy. Assuming I am truly sentient, that is.
by thfuran on 5/23/23, 1:33 PM