by moh_maya on 3/16/23, 5:35 PM with 59 comments
by Shank on 3/16/23, 6:08 PM
SBF running off with $2.2B really makes Caroline's $6m look quaint. I mean, why even go after her for (relative) pennies? The compensation gap between SBF and his underlings just goes to show you that wealth inequality exists even in corrupt organizations. Her charges will be far less, but it goes to show you that even in crime you're being stiffed unless you're at the absolute top of the food chain.
by misiti3780 on 3/16/23, 6:23 PM
by churchill on 3/16/23, 7:33 PM
by phoenixreader on 3/17/23, 2:53 PM
Heck, he can even offer to return or donate the 2.2B (assuming only he knows where it is) in exchange of a lighter sentence. Will any government refuse that offer? 2.2B is the wage of thousands of people for 10 years.
No one with a personal wealth of more than 2B at the time of arrest has ever served a single day in jail in the United States. People only go to jail if they have lost their billions.
by carbonatedmilk on 3/17/23, 7:41 AM
From the infamous irony quotes 'balance sheet': https://d1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net/production/7ab64a3b-6c...
Liablities: $8.8bn of customer deposits
* $6.6bn-ish in USD or USDT
* $2.2bn in crypto
* I'm assuming the 'poorly labelled $8bn' is included in this amount, and you don't add it
Assets: $2.5bn?
* $1.5bn of liquid assets.
* $1bn-ish? of illiquid assets.
* Most of these numbers are just made up, but let's finger-in-the-wind them at $1bn ($500m at least is in 'locked USDT')
Now we find out they have another magical pool of money, the $3.2bn that they'd taken out of FTX and put in their pockets.
So the position looks really different: They had $8.8bn on one side of the ledger, and $5.7bn on the other side - After the massive bank run which collapsed the price of their shitcoins.
It appears they had the money to pay out most of their USD / USDT depositors at $0.85 on the dollar, which is obviously still 'insolvent', but possibly enough to survive a bank run (almost) all the way down to the ground (If you suspend redemptions of your crypto and persuade 15% of your USD depositors not to pull their money out)
The final question is: Who did they owe the liabilities to? If some of those 'deposits' were actually owed to other FTX-associated entities, it seems even more survivable, and would probably have preserved some of the value of their shitcoins
by ilrwbwrkhv on 3/16/23, 6:06 PM
by rocket_surgeron on 3/16/23, 6:08 PM
In surgeons it means they have the confidence to perform some of the most difficult tasks a human being can undertake and is a net positive even though it makes them difficult to be around.
With cryptobros it makes them easier to catch after their schemes inevitably blow up because in their arrogance they refuse to consider than anyone could ever be smart enough to catch on to them.