by lauriswtf on 6/1/22, 2:30 PM with 5 comments
by titusjohnson on 6/1/22, 3:15 PM
Handing over your Netflix deets? Next step in your relationship. It's sweet and romantic. Now you can watch Together even not on date nights.
Kid's going to college? Add a screen for them so they don't feel alone. Enable cross-profile personal recommendations so your lonesome kid gets the warm fuzzies when they see Mom and Pa enjoyed the latest Stranger Things.
Sister getting divorced? Add 2 screens for her so she and the kids have some sense of normalcy and fun as they go through the hardest part of their life they've known.
Got a huge family? Enable account payment splitting. Enable gifting free months. Allow profiles to share watched data onto a huge master profile. Generate "Everything the Howards Loved - 2022" playlists for nostalga.
Just charge per screen and lean into it, goddamn.