by AndyJado on 4/22/22, 1:54 AM with 4 comments
by gus_massa on 4/22/22, 3:39 AM
by AndyJado on 4/22/22, 1:54 AM
A: Okay, you got yourself 5 seconds.
R: So you do a quick configuration, then every-time you call it, you hit enter.
A: So it's an command line tool?
R: Yes! but for the life terminal, hence it demands an appearance, hence it's an app.
A: So I hit Enter, what happens?
R: Well, it got only 3 commands, may I?
A: Go ahead, I say when.
R: So you did the configuration, you have this channel with your love, and..
A: Wait! What is! You think you can fool me?
R: I'm terribly sorry sir but the configuration takes no more than 10 sec, I assumed you'd expect a full experience once again I'm so sorry.
A: You are losing me.
R: So the first command, you strangle a dandelion and hand it to your love.
A: go on?
R: 2nd: you take the dandelion handed by you love.
A: and?
R: 3rd: blow it.
A: What is a dandelion?
R: A photo you take within the app.
A: like I would expect anything, why don't I use FaceTime or message or sth?
R: Does any of them feel like a dandelion?
A: what about privacy and all that stuff?
R: Well here is what I offer and I shall maintain,[SIGN-IN FREE, AD FREE, NOTIFICATION FREE, NO DATA COLLECTION IN ANY SENSE, TRIVIAL LOCAL MEMORY USAGE], just build a channel for you, where you can strangle a dandelion and
A: Okay I get it, but can you do BETTER?
R: I'm confidently positive, see, it's in the stage of a usable prototype, but I can't wait to buy my grandma an iPhone and build up the channel, so I just shipped it. A month ago I don't even have a mac but the idea pops up and it was so clear.. Anyway, it's been a heavy month. And any suggestion just throw it in my face as long as it play along with dandelion scene.
A: you saying it's an iOS only app?
R: Yes it's highly coupled with iCloud service (which won't take up your personal quota) and that's how I made it SIGN-IN FREE and all that..
A: what you call it?
R: TriviGaGa or 吹微GaGa
A: is that Chinese?
R: yes and it sounds exactly like 'trivi' and shares the in-literal meaning, I'm a baby creeper in coding but a grumpy old poet (if you allow me to say)
A: How much?
R: $1.99 buyout but you can only get a free TestFlight version for now.
A: Tell me how you feel as a user?
R: It kept me reminded(not with notification, but just being in my phone), reminds me how alone I truly am and the fact that nothing I do can fundamentally change that.
A: So it's a worthless app from an even less person?
R: You are getting to know me.
A: You got one last word.
R: The in-app guideline is only made a Chinese version because my grandma don't know what a command line tool is. So just swipe it off, for now.
A: Like I would give it a try.
R: my apology for the last time.