by whatok on 8/26/20, 12:20 PM with 52 comments
by jakub_g on 8/27/20, 7:58 AM
> An internal review at the bank found humans manually operating the old software were ultimately at fault
by LordAtlas on 8/27/20, 8:39 AM
"But the employee didn’t select the correct system options -- instead allowing the loan to be repaid in full with interest. Colleagues who are supposed to catch such errors didn’t."
Saved you a click.
by kmarc on 8/27/20, 1:01 PM
My question to my boss was rather: "but _where_ do these banks get this huge amount of money from? I guess it's not from the $5 account fees." He answered that although he is in the banking business for decades, he still doesn't know.
These 100s of Millions of losses are not necessarily threatening core business. I find it amusing.
by neonate on 8/27/20, 4:44 AM
by brooklyndude on 8/27/20, 6:49 PM
The response from my boss: we’re only breaking the law if we get caught, so theoretically we’re not actually breaking the law since no one has “caught us.”
Guess there was some logic there. Of course this was a very long time ago. And sure they follow those pesky banking rules now , never, ever “breaking the law.”
by massaman on 8/27/20, 12:15 PM
Q. Why did we click `Send $900M?` A. Not sure. Tom felt all clicky-clicky, so he clicked it.
Q. Why did we hire Tom? A. Also not sure. [Action Item: Fire Tom]
by massaman on 8/27/20, 12:19 PM
Strengths: Architecting risk management systems
Weaknesses: Sometimes I click on things to see what happens
by totaldude87 on 8/27/20, 12:58 PM
https://giphy.com/gifs/emibob-ads-missile-warning-system-xUL...
by fooyc on 8/27/20, 11:52 AM
by noahmbarr on 8/27/20, 11:50 AM
by jordache on 8/27/20, 3:22 PM
They had been using the legacy software for many many years, w/o significant issues around human errors.
by scott31 on 8/27/20, 10:55 AM
by londons_explore on 8/27/20, 11:46 AM
Given that, presumably all buttons an operator clicks should generate a set of atomic transactions between customers and the bank.
An automated system can then check that the total loss to the bank after these transactions have been executed isn't too big.
I can't really imagine how any bit of software didn't have those checks in place...