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Full body teleportation system – Google Patents

by thecodeboy on 1/24/20, 2:45 PM with 5 comments

• by darepublic on 1/26/20, 4:32 AM

  Some genuine chuckles reading certain passages of this patent. The inventor claims he himself was teleported while walking near an airport due to wormholes created by jet airplanes landing colinearly to the path he was walking on.

• by chriselles on 1/24/20, 6:50 PM

  “2020-01-24 Application status is Abandoned”

• by bobx11 on 1/24/20, 6:51 PM

  Not new - Patent application from 2004, marked abandoned this year.

• by theincredulousk on 1/24/20, 7:48 PM

  big if true.

  Also, humorously, cited by:

  US10430379B2 2017-06-05 2019-10-01 Vmware, Inc. Identifying common file-segment sequences

  Is that a referencing error?