by tomgallard on 4/19/17, 3:06 PM with 197 comments
by Yetanfou on 4/19/17, 5:18 PM
Next thing consumers take knives to the bags to circumvent the coded valves. Bags are reinforced. Consumers use better knives. Bags are made double-walled with some nasty tasting/coloured liquid in between the two walls, all for your protection.
Next step is Juicero goes bankrupt, consumers are left with useless machines which end up on flea markets or landfills.
Rinse.
Repeat.
Me? I just eat an apple, an orange or a banana. My daughter prefers to put them through the blender first and calls it a smoothie. Takes all of a few minutes and works with apples and oranges and bananas from any source.
by aresant on 4/19/17, 4:06 PM
- So the machine is 6%, give or take, more efficient than hand. If I'm serving two juices a day during weekdays for me and spouse at average cost of $6.5/unit that's $0.78/day, $3.90/week, say I do this 50 weeks a year so $195 in juice recovery value (JRV) by using the machine :).
- Also saves the household example above 3 minutes of time a day by using machine. Let's say average household who can afford $8 packets of juice is in the $100k/yr club at least so time value (for sale) of $50/hr gives me an efficiency gain of 750 minutes or $625/year in Juicer Time Return (JTR).
Using machine provides one year JRV of $195 and a JTR of $625 = $820
Product cost is $400.
FOLKS you are DOUBLING YOUR MONEY!
by simias on 4/19/17, 4:08 PM
>We finish by sealing the produce (completely raw and never pasteurized) into our Packs, which get shipped to your door the day they're made.
Wouldn't raw, unpasteurized chopped fruits and vegetable start fermenting very quickly in those packs? Are they shipped refrigerated?
This entire thing is so weird to me. Those packs cost around $6 each and they only produce a small glass of juice. This is less cost effective than some hipster juice bars, and at least here you don't have to clean the glass afterwards.
Buying a good juicer sounds like a much better investment, although admittedly they're probably more painful to wash up.
EDIT: after some more digging up, it turns out that the packs are delivered refrigerated. On top of that the machine will refuse to juice expired or any kind of 3rd party packs and apparently needs an internet connection and a smartphone app to function. Preposterous.
Here's the getting started video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i0UugILBJg
Step 1: open the box
Step 2: plug in the juicer
Step 3: sign up to your juicero account through the smartphone app
Honestly if you had shown me this video 2 hours ago I'd have assumed satire.
by dpflan on 4/19/17, 3:49 PM
This sounds almost comical...
by beaconstudios on 4/19/17, 4:53 PM
Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said. Google’s venture capital arm and other backers poured about $120 million into the startup. Juicero sells the machine for $400, plus the cost of individual juice packs delivered weekly. Tech blogs have dubbed it a “Keurig for juice.”
I've got bingo!
by wyldfire on 4/19/17, 3:52 PM
"We kinda didn't think about this much because the real money is in the packets anyways. This stuff is way better than ink cartridges."
by tdeck on 4/19/17, 4:01 PM
by maxerickson on 4/19/17, 3:56 PM
It's also unfortunate that a ridiculous, overpriced, bag squeezing machine keeps getting the charitable label "juicer".
by ghaff on 4/19/17, 4:11 PM
In all fairness, most of the reviews are fairly positive. Though this takedown is pretty hilarious: https://www.fastcodesign.com/3065667/this-1500-toaster-oven-...
by pdog on 4/19/17, 4:03 PM
by afandian on 4/19/17, 3:54 PM
> The only element not recyclable by municipal methods are the Packs themselves
> Request a prepaid shipping label from by clicking the “Get Started” button below. We will then collect the Packs...
by 6stringmerc on 4/19/17, 4:00 PM
by dreamcompiler on 4/19/17, 4:07 PM
This is absolutely not a phrase I would want to see in an article about my startup.
by mankash666 on 4/19/17, 3:52 PM
by TillE on 4/19/17, 3:20 PM
by michael_h on 4/19/17, 5:04 PM
For the past five years, I have gotten a box of fresh fruits and veggies delivered every Monday. The produce is organic, often local, always tasty, the box they come in is reusable, and it doesn't have DRM (that I'm aware of).
Edit: “Williams, a self-proclaimed health-food evangelist, said she’d like to see the company sell packs by themselves to people who can’t afford the device”
Can't spare $400 for the device? How about $5-$8 for 8 oz of fresh juice? Make sure to put it into a paper cup with a lid and a straw so we can maximize the amount of waste generated (along with the juice packet).
by colourincorrect on 4/19/17, 4:11 PM
I am in a state of panic right now because I cannot fathom how a group of people thought this was a good enough idea long enough for them to develop a final product. What????
by nommm-nommm on 4/19/17, 4:05 PM
>four tons of force
>delivered weekly
>QR code
>online database
>patent-pending
>400 custom parts
>scanner
>microprocessor
>wireless chip
>wireless antenna
>revolutionary machine
>subscription model
>“platform” for ... food delivery,
Guys, we are talking about a juicer here.
by everling on 4/19/17, 3:57 PM
by reacharavindh on 4/19/17, 4:08 PM
by pascalxus on 4/19/17, 4:42 PM
by adamnemecek on 4/19/17, 3:50 PM
by aloisdg on 4/19/17, 3:58 PM
by film42 on 4/19/17, 4:02 PM
by panglott on 4/19/17, 5:19 PM
Then realized this was the concept for the hipster Juicero.
by programminggeek on 4/19/17, 3:53 PM
by Animats on 4/19/17, 5:32 PM
[1] http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/17/14296530/juicero-juicer-pr...
by softwarefounder on 4/19/17, 3:56 PM
by crygin on 4/19/17, 3:52 PM
Regardless, their actual market has always been restaurants and offices that want to have juice without a mess or someone who knows how to make it, and that seems less impacted, if perhaps less appealing to their investors.
by sergiotapia on 4/19/17, 4:10 PM
by skizm on 4/19/17, 4:28 PM
by RyanCavanaugh on 4/19/17, 5:44 PM
by manigandham on 4/25/17, 4:09 AM
by illegalsmile on 4/19/17, 3:55 PM
by kozak on 4/19/17, 3:19 PM
by TaylorGood on 4/19/17, 4:17 PM
by jlebrech on 4/19/17, 4:07 PM
by makmanalp on 4/19/17, 6:00 PM
https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/juicero
Anyone have better knowledge of these VC firms?
by pablobaz on 4/19/17, 4:01 PM
by Const-me on 4/20/17, 1:38 AM
by power78 on 4/19/17, 5:35 PM
by aarpmcgee on 4/19/17, 3:57 PM
by jlebrech on 4/19/17, 4:05 PM
by cmdrfred on 4/19/17, 3:59 PM
by heifetz on 4/19/17, 5:01 PM
by jbverschoor on 4/19/17, 4:14 PM
by grabcocque on 4/19/17, 3:50 PM
How do people with so little sense get so much money?
by winteriscoming on 4/19/17, 4:22 PM
Wow, internet connected? I just can't understand this craze to connect anything and everything to internet.